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Make Me Popular

Ever feel like a total loser because your friends get called all the time on their cells — while no one has (or even wants) yours?

Well, be distraught no more! The technological solution to every socially awkward and inadequate loser has just arrived. Introducing, the Popularity Dialer — a revolutionarily new service designed to call your number at a pre-determined time so that you can feel hip and wanted — even though, we all know that you’re not.

It’s ALMOST as good as having someone real call you, and in this new-modern-era world, who needs real contact, right?

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