This just in, the Ultimate Deathmatch has been scheduled for 4:30 PST. Stay tuned for complete coverage of this epic event including an interview with the veteran champ himself, a special on Reversi, a play-by-play re-cap of the game itself, and a final interview to conclude the events!
As promised, here is the interview with upstart Vrushali who wishes to challenge Ben’s dominance in the game:
Interviewer: so
Interviewer: so
Interviewer: how long have you known ben tseng?
Vrushali: so.. umm… ive know ben since highschool
Interviewer: were u enemies from the start?
Vrushali: yes… i knew.. this boy was evil!
Interviewer: i see
Vrushali: but i didnt show it
Interviewer: but unbelievably good looking yes?
Interviewer: hey.. this interviewer person is asking biased questions!
Interviewer: i’m just asking basic, unbiased questions
Vrushali: hmm i dunno about that
Interviewer: allright
Interviewer: well
Interviewer: seeing how u won’t speak about ben’s unbelievable attractiveness
Interviewer: lets speak about ur last game
Interviewer: what were ur impressions of the game
Vrushali: umm.. so ben started out too confidently
Vrushali: that smug smile on his face!
Vrushali: oh man.. i knew i was going to get him
Vrushali: and indeed i did
Vrushali: he was in a panick state in the middle
Interviewer: interesting
Interviewer: so
Vrushali: but then i made some fatal errors… and he played a strong finish
Vrushali: it was a good game
Vrushali: well.. i was playing well
Interviewer: what got ben so panicked?
Vrushali: well.. i dont think he expected me to capture the corners so fast
Vrushali: his strategy.. didnt work too well for him
Interviewer: what do you think his strategy was?
Vrushali: well… he put pieces of his on the diagnol on the squares before the corner
Vrushali: this way.. if i tried to get the frontier space.. that piece would turn my color.. and he could get the corner
Vrushali: keep in mind that all the pieces on the diagnols were his
Vrushali: so the strategy was not bad
Vrushali: ive seen it done before.. but you have to be more careful when you do that
Interviewer: you seem to have a good understanding of ben’s strategy
Interviewer: so
Interviewer:: how did it all fall apart at the end?
Vrushali: hmm.. i remember i make a risky move.. and it wasnt well thought-out
Vrushali: it really turned the game around
Vrushali: i mena.. ben played really well at the end
Vrushali: i though at one point.. the game would be just damage control for him
Vrushali: but .. i mean. .he really turned the game around
Vrushali: he played aggressively … and won
Interviewer: what do you think you’re goin to need to watch out for in this game
Vrushali: well.. i think im going to play a safe game and take less risks
Vrushali: we’re well matched in terms of skill
Vrushali: i just have to be super careful
Interviewer: well, best of luck this saturday
Interviewer: its been a real pleasure interviewing you
Vrushali: thank you!
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